This is the craze only we can bestow

month

May 2013

“You focus on the wrong stuff. It’s true, you are terrible at a lot of things,...”

– The National’s lead singer Matt Berninger to his brother Tom, in Tom’s documentary “Mistaken for Strangers” (via colberting)

epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

hannibal-senpai: if nbc cancels hannibal then i’m going need the business cards of everyone involved in making that decision for reference

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing