Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
You do NOT beat Colbert in a nerd off
He is simply the best there is.

Alice Roosevelt - 1902
Theodore Roosevelt’s beautiful eldest daughter, who not only cut her wedding cake with a sword, defied all the conventions of her day regarding women and carried a dagger in her pocketbook, but who also had a pillow embroidered with her most famous quote on her couch; “If you haven’t got anything good to say about anybody, come sit next to me.”
On May 9 Bette and Joan met in Hollywood to sign their contracts. Sitting at a table and posing for pictures, Bette managed to grab the best position. She sat in the far right chair, which meant that, when the photos’ captions were read from left to right, her name would be first. Joan, wise to this old trick, then stood up behind and to the left of Bette, ensuring that her name would be first in those shots.

Achilles mourning the death of his boyfriend Patroclus (on a plate).
aka. A Greek burrito of mourning.
I WILL WRAP MYSELF IN THIS BLANKET
AND STAY HERE
#except not really because then I’ll realise I’ll feel much better if I murder loads of guys but y’know #one thing at a time


Yeah Yeah Yeahs — Sacrilege
Jimmy and The First Lady are pretty close
